I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY
cantwearflipflops asked: Thanks for running this blog, it makes me so certain I've chosen the right life path in becoming a scientist.
No, thank YOU!
The wonderful thing about becoming a scientist is that you don’t have to become a scientist to become a scientist.
I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
"can you buy me disney world?’
"fuck yeah buddy"
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