Photo reblogged from Bang bang you're dead,I put a bullet in your head. with 476,713 notes
he saw the opportunity and he took it
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
i love this blooper
Photo reblogged from Bang bang you're dead,I put a bullet in your head. with 235,268 notes
Page 1 of 762