Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.
New Girl, Longest Night Ever (3x09)
Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!
This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.
The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform
is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?
…what have I done?
sometimes i forget that danny devito isn’t just an abstract concept
THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.
HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY.
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.
This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.
This is amazing.
YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FRICKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE
she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
An angel, honestly.
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
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